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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:38

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
No go.
RKF Jr. May Have Just Ruined Our Best Weapon Against Bird Flu - The Bulwark
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
How do you feel about Trump saying Ukraine 'should have never started war with Russia'?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Citi Pounds the Table on Nvidia Stock, Citing Big Opportunity in Europe - TipRanks
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
WHO Eyes Emerging COVID-19 Variant - Medscape
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated
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Just Forget it!
share office space ...
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Loons and Moons
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Utah woman loses 100 pounds in one year: Here's how - KSL.com
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.